{"product_id":"im-here-because-i-didnt-win-the-lottery-mug-funny-office-mug-sarcastic-coworker-gift","title":"I'm Here Because I Didn't Win The Lottery Mug | Funny Office Mug, Sarcastic Coworker Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe line every desk needs on a Monday: I'M HERE BECAUSE I DIDN'T WIN THE LOTTERY.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the colleague who clocks in on time and dreams of not clocking in at all. Works just as well for the one who checks their numbers every Saturday out of habit rather than hope.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted on both sides, so it reads the same whichever way round the mug ends up in the cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery product carefully printed in the UK.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe mug\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 oz (325ml)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e height 9.5cm, diameter 8cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFinish:\u003c\/strong\u003e Glossy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Dishwasher Safe and Microwave Safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Both sides, so it reads from either handle position\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade:\u003c\/strong\u003e Printed with care in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Ostrich Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58463255429464,"sku":"ODDAA1857BD0_1320","price":12.95,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/9498\/3000\/files\/01-hero_b7f461e1-398a-4e08-849a-3c0ebfe0bf94.jpg?v=1789333732","url":"https:\/\/ostrich-designs.com\/products\/im-here-because-i-didnt-win-the-lottery-mug-funny-office-mug-sarcastic-coworker-gift","provider":"Ostrich Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}