{"product_id":"retired-fuck-the-alarm-clock","title":"RETIRED. F*CK THE ALARM CLOCK. Mug | Funny Retirement Gift Mug, Rude Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eAn alarm clock mid-smash, bells flying off in every direction, set diagonally across the mug like it's already too late to stop it. Above it, the whole retirement in four words: RETIRED. F*CK THE ALARM CLOCK.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a genuine old line, the sort retirees have been muttering to themselves for decades, long before anyone put it on a mug. Someone finally did.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the person who has set their last 6am alarm and would like everyone to know it. Pairs with the rest of the retirement set in the shop, same slanted, full-bleed style, if you want to go all in on the send-off.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery mug is printed to order, just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Ceramic, glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e• 11oz (325ml)\u003cbr\u003e• Design printed on both sides\u003cbr\u003e• Dishwasher and microwave safe\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eretirement mug · retirement gift mug · rude coffee mug · alarm clock mug · retired gift mug · coworker gift mug · novelty coffee mug · retirement gag gift · funny mug gift · ceramic coffee mug · adult humor mug · gag gift mug · statement mug\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ostrich Designs","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":57994600513880,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1006\/9498\/3000\/files\/01-blank-handle-right_bca63afe-f33d-432f-86cf-61084fe7505c.jpg?v=1787030867","url":"https:\/\/ostrich-designs.com\/products\/retired-fuck-the-alarm-clock","provider":"Ostrich Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}