You egg!

Two words, four hundred years old, still landing. YOU EGG! sits inside an ornate parchment scroll, corners flourished like it means business, with one small indignant cartoon egg underneath looking like it knows exactly what it did.

Macbeth never wrote a coffee mug, but he'd have used this one on a Monday.

For the flatmate, sibling or colleague who has earned a proper insult, delivered with a straight face.

• Ceramic, glossy white finish
• One size: 11oz (325ml)
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Printed on both sides