Certified Wonky Baker

Certified, apparently, though nobody's seen the paperwork. The icing's crooked, the sponge has a lean to it, and the whole thing is still going in the tin because someone has to eat it.

For the baker whose Victoria sponge looks more like the Leaning Tower of Pisa and whose buttercream roses come out as buttercream blobs. She'll bake it anyway.

Printed on both sides, so the credentials are visible no matter which way round the mug's held.