Retired. Under new management. See wife.

Mid-century advertising style, redrawn: a fifties illustration with the sparkle and a line it would never have printed, in black and red. Retro sass on a mug.

He's retired. She's in charge now. The line runs in bold retro lettering, wrapping right round the mug so it reads whichever way it's picked up.

A man in his slippers, newspaper open, one wife's arm pointing him straight back to the jobs list. Mid-century advertising style, done properly, with a single spot colour and a few stars for good measure.