do I look like a people person?

A shaggy, unimpressed Highland cow stares out from the glossy white ceramic, fringe half over its eyes, clearly done with Monday. The question sits above it in bold type, and the cow already knows the answer.

For the one who takes their tea alone, ignores the group chat, and has strong opinions about small talk. Printed on both sides, so it can be read whichever way the mug gets picked up.