Quotes and Misquotes
Lines that never got said quite like this, printed like they did.
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Red flag: the wife in the attic.£12.95
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Reader, I shagged him.£12.95
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Reader, I swiped right.£12.95
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Haunting him. Twat deserved it.£12.95
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Ghosted. Literally.£12.95
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U up?£12.95
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Badly done, Emma. Delulu, even.£12.95
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Situationship.£12.95
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You will never be my bestie.£12.95
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Red flag: his aunt.£12.95
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Swipe left, Mr Collins.£12.95
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Soft launching Mr Bingley.£12.95
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Mr Wickham? Fit. Also a cunt.£12.95
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Ten thousand a year, and still the ick.£12.95
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Left on read since Michaelmas.£12.95
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A single man in possession of a good fortune has, frankly, rizz.£12.95
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Oh, do fuck off.£12.95
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Remember, remember, the fifth of November. And the bins go out Tuesday.£12.95
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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except gin. Gin just makes you cry.£12.95
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Man is by nature a political animal. Also a bit of a twat.£12.95
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I can resist everything except temptation. And a second bottle.£12.95
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was a Wednesday.£12.95
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It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be an absolute bellend.£12.95
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We are not amused. We are, however, quite pissed.£12.95
