Grandad's rules: my chair, my remote, my nap.

Mid-century advertising style, redrawn: a fifties illustration with the sparkle and a line it would never have printed, in black and red. Retro sass on a mug.

A grandad fast asleep in his armchair, remote still in hand, rendered in inky mid-century advertising style with a single spot of red. Above him, the household law: Grandad's rules: my chair, my remote, my nap.

No arguments. No negotiations. Just the chair, the remote, and forty winks.

The design wraps right around the mug in one continuous band, so the caption keeps reading wherever the handle lands.