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RETIRED. FUCK THE ALARM CLOCK.

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  • Ceramic mug, printed both sides
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
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An alarm clock mid-smash, bells flying off in every direction, set diagonally across the mug like it's already too late to stop it. Above it, the whole retirement in four words: RETIRED. FUCK THE ALARM CLOCK.

It's a genuine old line, the sort retirees have been muttering to themselves for decades, long before anyone put it on a mug. Someone finally did.

For the person who has set their last 6am alarm and would like everyone to know it. Pairs with the rest of the retirement set in the shop, same slanted, full-bleed style, if you want to go all in on the send-off.

Size and capacity

11oz (325 ml) ceramic, glossy finish.

Care

Dishwasher and microwave safe.

The print

Printed on both sides. The design is fused into the glaze, not printed on top of it.

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