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Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage

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  • Ceramic mug, printed both sides
  • Dishwasher and microwave safe
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A biscuit joke that's been maturing since 1599. As You Like It gave us the line, we gave it a cracked ship's biscuit and a parchment scroll to sit in.

The full insult curls round an ornate frame, corner flourishes and all, with the biscuit itself drawn crumbling beneath. Printed on both sides, so it reads properly whichever way the mug is held.

Good for the driest wit in the room, or the one who could do with the reminder each morning.

Size and capacity

11oz (325 ml) ceramic, glossy finish.

Care

Dishwasher and microwave safe.

The print

Printed on both sides. The design is fused into the glaze, not printed on top of it.

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