One more cup and I'll be a person.

Mid-century advertising style, redrawn: a fifties illustration with the sparkle and a line it would never have printed, in black and red. Retro sass on a mug.

Somewhere between asleep and upright sits a man with a coffee, and the caption that says everything: "One more cup and I'll be a person."

The line wraps right round the mug in bold mid-century lettering, a few stars scattered for good measure. The handle finds its own way to the middle third.

For anyone who needs the first cup before they can manage a conversation, let alone a job.