Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

Mid-century advertising style, redrawn: a fifties illustration with the sparkle and a line it would never have printed, in black and red. Retro sass on a mug.

A mid-century gent in a smoking jacket, glass raised, with the line wrapped round the mug beside him: Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

For the one who treats a Tuesday like an occasion. The script and the capitals do the arguing, not us.

The whole thing wraps right round in one continuous band, so the toast keeps going however you pick it up.